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Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Toilet Humor

Old lady goes to Dr: “I have a problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. The farts never smell and they're always silent. As a matter of fact, I’ve fart at least 20 times since I’ve been here and I bet you didn’t even notice.”

Dr: I see take these pills and come back next week.

Lady goes back, “Dr. I don’t know what the hell you gave me but now my farts, although still silent – stink terrible.”

Dr. very good! Now that we’ve cleared up your sinuses, let’s work on your hearing!

Posted by Daet Parochial School Class 67 at 8:01 AM

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