GLORIA JOKES

Various women's groups marked Women's Day today, March 8 with an anti-GMA Rally. Here are some pictures from Reuters.

Next Friday, March 14 pm is another big Oust GMA/GMA Resign/Search for Truth and Accountability Rally. I think the venue is UST. Let's stand up and be counted!

"People use jokes as outlets for their frustration and anger. They know they may not be able to remove an undesirable person from office. But they at least want to shield themselves from further harm from the undesirable person. So, they joke about her; they make her a joke—someone to laugh about and to no longer take seriously," Bishop Ted Bacani.

Sige tumawa na lang tayo. Magpalitan na lang tayo ng mga jokes na kumakalat ngayon sa text at sa internet.

Ito isa: May pumasok na magnanakaw sa Malacañang. Bigla niyang nasalubong si Gloria at Mike Arroyo. Kumaripas ng takbo ang magnanakaw at nagsisigaw ng “Magnanakaw! Magnanakaw!”

Ito pa rin: May pumasok na palaka sa Malacañang. Nang bilang kumukak, galit na galit si Gloria Arroyo kasi ang sabi ng palaka, “Korap! Korap! Korap!”

"BOOM CORRUPT CORRUPT,
BOOM CORRUPT CORRUPT,
KURAKOT, KURAKOT,
BOOM BOOM BOOM!"

Ito matindi: “Sa umpisa, ang tawag sa taong walang hiya, “Makapal”. Nang lumala, naging “Garapal”, Ngayon na lalong lumulubha, ang tawag ay “Macapagal”.

Ito naman isa, “Pumunta raw si Mike Arroyo sa im­pyerno. Tinanong niya kay Satanas kung pwedeng tumawag kay Gloria. ‘Di tumawag na siya.

“Pagkatapos tinanong niya si Satanas kung magkano ang bayad kasi siyempre long distance ‘yun. Sabi ni Satanas, “Libre kapag devil to devil.”

Galing kay Bing ang mga jokes na yan. If you have other gloria jokes, please post.