Luma na din ito. I'm just compiling all GMA jokes.
In a cabinet meeting:
GMA: Kung sino man ang tamaan ng bolang ito ay syang magre-resign.
(Initsa ang bola, tumama sa pader at nagbounce pabalik sa kanya).
GMA: O, praktis lang 'yon. Ngayon game na!
Ayon sa Social Weather Station, mas konti raw ang nagugutom ngayon keysa nang magsimula si GMA. Kung noon 5 out of 10 ang gutom, ngayon 3 na lang..........
........ PATAY NA PO, iyong 7!!!!!!!
If Erap has his carabao english (which is really just a product of a PR strategy intended to endear Erap to the masses by portraying him as somebody just like the ordinary Filipino, imperfections and all. Ask Reli German about this.
Now comes, Gloria's way of speaking in Pilipino. Here's a collection which I got from the weekly column of Michael Tan of the Philippine Daily Inquirer, which he also got from the column of Horacio Paredes published in Abante.
Mag-impok ng enerhiya – let’s save energy.
Inutusan ko na sina (two government officials) upang magkaroon ng tubig ang inyong mga pipa - I have instructed (two government officials) to bring water into your pipes.
Napaikot na natin ang ekonomiya – We have turned the economy around.
Buto ng ekonomiya at dugo ng komersyo – backbone of the economy and lifeblood of commerce
Imprastrakturang mang-aaliw ng mamumuhunan – infrastructure that would attract investors
Lumipad na presyo – soaring prices
If she stays longer in power, we will have more of these.
