YOU CAN NEVER CAN TELL!

Ed sent me the following message.

WORDS OF WISDOM from Melanie Marquez
(with apologies to Melanie, di naman talaga sa kanya galing ito!)

- True good to be true.

- When it rains, it's four.

- Once in a new moon.

- Please don't make fond of me.

- The more you hate, the more you laugh.

- Alma Mother.

- No holes barred.

- Mute and academic.

- You can never can tell.

- What are friends are for?

- Keep your mouth shock!

- At's if?

- Well, well, well, look do we have here!

- It's just the tip of the icing.

- Connect me if I'm wrong!

Continue reading for more of these.


"Melanie's Words of Wisdom" actually came from a letter supposedly written by a girl to her fiancee. This has circulated the internet a few months ago. I read in Playtime in the Philippine Daily Inquirer that this "letter" was actually written by a group of GMA 7 Reporters to entertain themselves while waiting for their subjects. Somebody started it and others added to it.

Enjoy reading the entire contents of the "letter".

YOU CAN NEVER CAN TELL!

Whew!

We' ve been friends for a long time ago. We come from the same alma mother. Actually, our paths crossed one time on another. But it's only now that I gave him a second look. I realized that beauty is in the eyes. The pulpbits of my heart went fast, really fast. Cute pala siya.

And then, he came over with me. He said, "I hope you don't mine. Can I get your number?" Nag worry ako. What if he doesn't give it back? He explained naman na it's so we could keep intact daw. Sabi ko, connect me if i'm wrong but are you asking me ouch? Nabigla siya. Sagot niya, The! Aba! Parang siya pa ang galit! Persona ingrata!!! Ang kapal niya!

I cried buckles of tears. Na-guilty yata siya. Sabi niya, isipin mo na lang na this is a blessing in the sky. Irregardless daw of his feelings, we'll go ouch na rin. Now, we're so in love. Mute and epidemic na ang past. Thanks God we swallowed our fried. Kasi, I'm 33 na and I'm running our time.

After 2 weeks, he plopped the question. "Will you marriage me?" I'm in a state of shocked. Kasi mantakin mo, when it rains, it's four! This is true good to be true. So siyempre, I said yes. Love is a many splendor.

Pero nung inaayos ko na ang aming kasal, everything swell to pieces.

Nag-di-dinner kami noon nang biglang sa harap ng aming table, may babaeng humirit ng, "Well, well, well. Look do we have here." What the fuss! The nerd ng babaeng yon! She said they were still on. So I told her, whatever is that, cut me some slacks! I didn't want this to get our hand kaya I had to sip it in the bud. She accused me of steeling her boyfriend. Ats if! I don't want to portrait the role of the other woman. Gosh, tell me to the marines! I told her, "please, mine you own business!" Who would believe her anyway?

Dahil it's not my problem anymore but her problem anymore, tumigil na rin siya ng panggugulo. Everything is coming up daisies. I'm so happy. Even my boyfriend said like twice. He's so supportive. Sabi niya, "Look at is this way. She's our of our lives."Kaya advise ko sa inyo - take the risk. You can never can tell. Just burn the bridge when you get there. Life is shorts. If you make a mistake, we'll just pray for the internal and external repose of your soul.

I second emotion.
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Hahahahhahahaha! :)